Words by William 

Hobsons Bay Coast Guard is the band you play after you take another beer break from surfing only to realize you’re too drunk to go back into the water. So you’re stuck there in the sand for an hour sipping a little water and eating a peanut butter sandwich until you’re good again. There’ll be just enough sunlight to catch another wave or two. They sum themselves and their song up as

A squadron of ear worm farmers who quit their day jobs to become surf lords find a uninhabited digital surf beach and put their dusty ears next to a conch shell… this is what they heard..

They nailed it.

Hear it below:

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